Kat’s Alley Cats, a 501(c)(3) organization here in Lubbock, Texas, would like to neuter your ex for a modest donation of $14, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Of course, this is more of a neutering-by-proxy in good fun for a great cause. When you donate between now and February 14th, Kat’s Alley Cats will name a feral community cat after your ex, and then yeah, totally neuter it. Sounds satisfying.