Living in Lubbock isn’t for everyone. Between the fact that the wind personally assaults you every chance it gets and the arguments over whether or not beans go in chili, things can get a little hectic around these parts.
Surviving Lubbock
Survival here requires a little more than just common sense. It essentially requires its own code of conduct. And, since Texans seem to really love commandments, I thought I’d put together a list for anyone having a tough time adjusting to their new settings.
The 10 Commandments of Surviving in Lubbock
1. Thou shalt trust thy father-in-law before trusting a weather app.
How does he always seem to know better?
2. Thou shalt brace for wind before opening the car door.…