Kids like Christmas because they get candy, toys, and two weeks off from school. Big deal. Adults in the Hub City have way better reasons to get fired up for the holidays–and none of them involve being able to name a single reindeer besides Rudolph.
So grab your hot cocoa, your light-up cowboy hat, and your favorite stretchy pants. Here are the Top 5 Reasons Adults Get Excited During the Holidays…
#5 — It’s Eggnog Season, and We’re Hydrating…Kinda
Look, I’m not saying Lubbock adults drink a lot during the holidays–but I am saying eggnog is basically alcohol with protein. That’s health food in December. If it came with a side of brisket, the state might classify it as a balanced meal.
Bonus: It’s one of the few drinks you can chug at 11am without judgment because it “tastes like Christmas.”
#4 — College Bowl Season = 41 Chances to Avoid Family Drama
Nothing says “holiday spirit” like pretending you desperately need to watch a bowl game you didn’t even know existed…