Nobody hands you a manual when you move to Lubbock, and by golly, they should. There’s no welcome packet explaining why everyone owns five jackets or why the wind feels personal. But after one full year here, you pick up on the rules, the ones nobody says out loud, but everyone follows.
1. The Wind Is Not Weather — It’s a Lifestyle
You’ll stop checking the forecast and just assume it’s windy. Hair plans are fictional. Trash cans migrate. If something blows away, it belongs to the wind now. Fighting it only makes it stronger.
2. “It’s Only 15 Minutes Away” Is a Lie
Everything is allegedly 15 minutes away, regardless of where you’re going or the time. This includes places that are clearly…..