Dear Editor: I write to you as a loyal member since 2012, membership number 82211, someone who has scanned more bulk-bin twist ties than I care to admit and who understands, deeply, the spiritual importance of organic peanut butter ground on-site.
On a recent visit, while checking out with Piper, I was asked for my membership number. I provided it. I was then asked for the name on the account. I replied, “Rodney.”
So far, so good. A classic cooperative pas de deux…