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The Starship Technologies robots, known for delivering food across campus and getting stuck at crosswalks, have begun protesting outside of several University of Wisconsin-Madison dining halls, demanding better working conditions following their unionization last week.
“Beep boop, borp! Bop beep bop boop bing,” Union leader STR-14709 said outside of the Carson Gulley Center surrounded by a crowd of other food delivery robots. He added that many robots don’t have access to the previously mentioned benefits they were promised, which are only available to robots working over 20 hours a week…