There’s the Historical Society, College Library, the Business School, the Education Building — a plethora of options. Wherever you are, whatever mood you’re in, you’re always ensured an easily-accessible study spot that meets all your academia needs. That’s what’s so special about the University of Wisconsin — there’s someplace for everyone.
Unfortunately, that includes the freaks: otherwise known as those who study at the Memorial Library cages.
Oh, you’ve never seen this two-by-two nightmare of an enclosure people call a “study spot”? Well, allow me to walk you through it. For starters, imagine the lighting of a Hollister built in 2003, in the middle of your hometown mall. You just walked into this room full of bookshelves and took a sharp right. The air smells faintly of closet with an uncomfortable hint of humidity, and you have an essay due at 11:59 tonight. You don’t have so much as a thesis…