If you really live in Maricopa County, there are only two places where you could be reading this story. You’re either in a Dutch Bros. drive thru with blisters forming on your palms from the 200-degree steering wheel you grabbed 10 minutes ago. Or you’re ensconced on your couch, turning vampire-pale behind blackout shades, screwing around on your phone while you wait for someone to come back from the bathroom to finish bingeing Netflix’s latest true crime documentary.
In either case, we have good news. You’re pretty much the happiest person in America.
A whopping six Valley cities ranked among America’s 30 happiest cities in a personal finance company’s study of joy levels nationwide. Tops among them was Scottsdale, which places third nationally, a five-spot jump in the rankings from last year. Congratulations to y’all, as well as the bachelorette trailing a margarita-splattered sash past your favorite bar…