A 71-year-old man’s quest to get jiggy with it took a hard left after a woman he met at a Hialeah sex shop lured him to an hourly motel and, after an “encounter,” stripped him of his phone, wallet, and Rolex, police said.
Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office (MDSO) deputies arrested Johnnika Alexander, 28, of Corona, California, on two felonies Tuesday and charged her with armed robbery with a weapon and battery of an elderly person, a redacted MDSO arrest report said.
The senior citizen was perusing the Caliente Adult Superstore in Hialeah around 10 p.m. on March 5, when Alexander caught his eye. (Caliente was named New Times’ 2024 Best Adult Store, as it has “all the supplies you need to up your A-game in the B-room.”)…