While overzealous South Floridians are preparing for the new year by breaking out their puffer coats and Uggs, which many do anytime the temperature flirts with the 60s, something even more cartoonish is happening: Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees.
Yes, you read that right: Iguanas. Plummeting. From. Trees.
A word to the uninitiated: Before you start picturing a scaly apocalypse, let’s clear up why these Jurassic Park extras are falling from the sky and why Floridians seem to roll with it like everything’s normal. The temperature dropped to the 40s early Wednesday morning, which seasoned Miami-area residents know means it’ll be chilly with a chance of raining iguanas. Or would it be hailing iguanas?…