Florida colleges and universities have weathered all sorts of challenges in recent years: budget cuts, shady power grabs, and even the occasional Muscovy duck-beating scandal.
But none of that could prepare Florida International University (FIU) for its latest threat: the “FIU Pisser.”
The anonymous TikTok account @thefiupisser — whose bio stresses they’re “NOT AFFILIATED WITH FIU” and “JUST LIKE PISSING” — has recently uploaded a handful of videos showing a mystery figure prowling FIU’s Modesto A. Maidique Campus in Westchester and marking their territory under the cover of darkness on campus fixtures like the bronze panther statue and Pitbull Stadium (yes, the one named after Mr. 305 himself)…