Miami looks like a postcard, but living here is more like training for a never-ending triathlon—sun, storm, and traffic. The city rewards energy, hustle, and a thick skin coated in SPF 50. If you’re not ready for humidity that hugs you like a wet blanket or nightlife that doesn’t clock out until sunrise, you’ll tire out fast. Consider this your playful stress test: if too many of these hit home, the Magic City might be a vacation—not a vocation.
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