Millions of LED lights jump, blink, and change color in perfect time with Christmas songs playing through your own car radio. The whole show stretches across a 2.5-mile route, and you never have to leave your heated seat.
Singing snowmen show up along the way. So do twinkling trees, Santa’s sleigh, candy canes, and a heartfelt salute to veterans.
I have to admit, that sounds like the best possible use of a holiday evening…