MURFREESBORO, TN – Well, folks, grab your reusable bags and hold onto your receipts — we’ve got yet another thrilling chapter from the “Walmart Chronicles.” This time, our location is the ever-vigilant Walmart in South Murfreesboro, where a man and woman apparently mistook the self-checkout for a self-giveaway.
According to the Murfreesboro Police Report (and who doesn’t love a good police report?), our daring duo embarked on what we can only call a “discount treasure hunt.” They roamed the aisles, filled their cart with goodies, and proceeded to the checkout area — where, you know, people usually pay for things.
But alas! Fate (and poor decision-making) intervened. Instead of scanning all of their loot, they strolled right out, breezing past cashiers like royalty waving to peasants. For those unfamiliar with how shopping works, pro tip: you’re supposed to pay for what you take home. In this case, they left with about $87 worth of goods…