As a food-loving Tennessean who’s sampled more all-you-can-eat spreads than my waistline cares to admit, I’ve discovered the good, the bad, and the downright disappointing across our beautiful state. Nothing’s worse than wasting your appetite (and hard-earned cash) on a subpar buffet when culinary treasures await just down the road. I’ve compiled this mouthwatering guide to help you navigate Tennessee’s buffet scene like a true local.
1. Buffet King – Chattanooga
Despite its regal name, this place serves food that’s more court jester than king. I nearly chipped a tooth on their crusty fried chicken last visit! The lukewarm steam tables hold mysteries that should remain unsolved.
The salad bar wilts under fluorescent lighting, with dressings so watery they’re practically transparent. And don’t get me started on the “crab” rangoon that’s suspiciously crabless.
Save your appetite for somewhere that treats food with respect. At these prices, you deserve better than recycled buffet items that have seen better days.
2. Hong Kong King Buffet – Chattanooga
Oh honey, where do I begin? The egg rolls had the texture of cardboard tubes, and the sweet and sour chicken was all sauce, no chicken. My fortune cookie actually read “Lower Your Expectations” – at least that’s honest marketing!…