SMYRNA, TN – WGNS has another shoplifting tale to share, and this one comes with a dash of facial hair flair. Smyrna Police say an unidentified man recently helped himself to merchandise from a local Walmart — apparently paying with the age-old method of the “five-finger discount.”
Armed with nothing but a mustache and questionable fashion choices, the suspect strolled through the aisles before exiting with items he forgot to purchase, according to the SPD. Surveillance photos show him wearing a brown shirt, black (or maybe just very dark) jeans with stylishly torn knees, pant legs rolled up to mid-ankle, and white shoes. Basically, it was less runway chic and more ‘I’ll throw this on.’…