If you briefly believed Waffle House was about to anchor itself in the middle of Southern lakes, you’re not alone. The image was convincing. The caption sounded official. Boats circling a waffle joint? Iconic. Unfortunately for lake lovers everywhere, the floating breakfast fantasy has officially capsized.
The rumor started on Thursday, February 26, with a viral X post claiming, “Waffle House announced plans to bring floating restaurant locations to lakes across the Southeastern U.S., serving boaters, anglers, and waterfront communities.”
It went further, promising “the classic menu and 24/7 service on floating platforms accessible by boat, with initial sites planned in Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and the Carolinas.”…