Some restaurants serve food, and then there’s DinoLand Cafe in Myrtle Beach, where prehistoric creatures watch you eat your burger while you question every life choice that led you to this glorious moment.
This place exists, and honestly, that’s the most surprising part of the whole experience.
Look, we all know Myrtle Beach has its share of tourist attractions, from mini golf courses shaped like pirate ships to pancake houses that could feed a small army.
But DinoLand Cafe takes the concept of themed dining and launches it straight into the Mesozoic Era with the enthusiasm of a kid who just discovered their parents are taking them to see actual dinosaurs…