You know that feeling when you’re absolutely certain you’re about to lose control of your bladder while simultaneously questioning every life choice that led you to this exact moment?
Welcome to Disturbia Haunted House in Downers Grove, where your fight-or-flight response gets a workout that would make your gym membership jealous.
Listen, Illinois isn’t exactly known for being the scariest place on earth.
They’ve got corn, we’ve got deep-dish pizza, and they’ve got people who insist on calling soda “pop” without a hint of irony…