SMYRNA, Tenn. — Well, if you thought your day was productive, just wait until you hear about one shopper who really ran her errands — literally.
According to the Smyrna Police Department, the Hibbett Sports store near Target was blessed with a visit from a sneaker “enthusiast” who apparently misunderstood how shopping works. Instead of swapping hard-earned cash for a fresh new pair of Air Jordans, she allegedly dropped common sense and opted for a dash to the door — mint green hair and all.
This one-woman track team was caught on security camera frame-by-frame transforming from casual window shopper to Olympian Usain Bolt’s long-lost cousin in record time. The Air Jordans, which retail for $100 to $210, may not actually make you run faster — but evidently, they may make you want to…