Snevets, ranked as the number one university worldwide in innovation by The St*pe, is once again at the frontier of advancement. The school filled large departmental vacancies last year with therapy dogs. Pleasantly surprised by the results, a testing phase is currently underway to slot in more therapy dogs in place of faculty and staff.
Sources say that this unique idea was first concocted after executives walked into Crabbabbio Atrium and happened to see numerous therapy dogs. It was not long after this that those puppies were instated for a highly varying slate of positions, ranging from the C-suite to campus facilities. Sources added that the executives may have been influenced by the free pizza and the puppies’ undeniable cuteness.
With close to a full semester having elapsed since the hiring process began, Snevets is reportedly elated with the effect on campus. Productivity across all administrative departments is up 78%. Sales at the bookstore are up 582% following the introduction of dog-related apparel and merchandise. In an anonymous survey conducted with 1000+ students, over 115% reported “overwhelming satisfaction” regarding their student experience this semester, including classes, extracurriculars, and campus life…