Look, I respect the In-N-Out dynasty. I’ve waited in 45-minute drive-thru lines for a reason.
But after one too many “Where’s the nearest In-N-Out?” Google searches, I asked myself: am I missing out?
Spoiler: yes. I started poking around-okay, fine, I went on a semi-purposely planned burger crawl—and suddenly my world exploded with smash burgers, grass-fed beef, and aiolis that made me question my loyalty…