There are plenty of bad places to steal a motorcycle from, but doing so while its owner is attending a funeral feels particularly difficult to defend. According to the Omaha Police Officers Association, 37-year-old Corey Graham is accused of doing exactly that before his weekend ended with a Raising Cane’s Box Combo, a fight with police, and a Taser to the buttocks.
The association shared details of Graham’s arrest in a characteristically blunt social media post that opened by addressing him directly. “Corey. Buddy,” the organization wrote before pointing out the unfortunate location where officers ultimately used a Taser on him.
According to the association, Graham first came into possession of a motorcycle that had been stolen while its owner was attending a funeral. The available jail record lists Graham’s accusation as theft by receiving stolen property valued between $1,500 and $4,999 rather than charging him with stealing the motorcycle himself…