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In an Unprecedented Legal Move, Nebraska Appoints a Golden Retriever as a County Judge
Omaha, NE – In a surprising turn of events, Douglas County, Nebraska, has appointed a Golden Retriever named “Buddy” as a county judge. The decision, which has both baffled and delighted residents, marks the first time in U.S. history that a canine has been given such a judicial role.
Buddy, known for his amiable disposition and an uncanny ability to fetch, was sworn in last Tuesday in a ceremony that included treats and a squeaky gavel. “We wanted a judge who could really bring a sense of calm and fairness to the courtroom,” said the county spokesperson, while Buddy chewed contentedly on his robe.
Legal experts are scratching their heads over how court proceedings will change. “Objections will be tougher. If you throw a paper ball while saying ‘objection,’ there’s a chance Judge Buddy will just fetch it,” commented one local attorney.