A Florida woman was recently arrested for repeatedly attacking her wife during an onslaught that began by shoving “cheesy nachos” down her pants, according to law enforcement in the Sunshine State.
Allyson Swan, 39, stands accused of one count of battery causing bodily harm, St. Lucie County court records show.
The underlying incident occurred on the night of March 3, at the couple’s home on South Buttonwood Drive in Port St. Lucie — a large, coastal city located some 50 miles north of West Palm Beach…