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Here a bush, there a bush, everywhere your damn overgrown bushes! We all know you love to garden, and we’re all “impressed” with the 10,000 different species of vegetation you’ve packed into your front yard and planting strip. But, now that it’s grown all summer, it’s time to get those clippers out, and go trim ALL of the damn shrubs, bushes, and branches that are clogging the sidewalk, making it almost impossible for me to walk by your house.
Portland, it’s time to stop hating on people who use baby strollers and wheelchairs. It’s time to show kindness to pedestrians. TRIM YOUR DAMN BUSHES!…