OREGON — In yet another crushing blow to dessert lovers and economic optimism, Oregon-based creamery Tillamaybe has officially replaced its iconic 48 oz ice cream tub with what it’s calling a “micro-pint” — a portion so small it legally qualifies as a sample.
The company, long known for generous scoops and farmer-friendly vibes, says the change was “inevitable” due to ongoing inflation, rising ingredient costs, and the American public’s stubborn desire to still afford rent.
“We didn’t want to do this,” said a Tillamaybe spokesperson, gently holding up the new container between two fingers. “But after running the numbers, we realized it was either shrink the ice cream tub or start charging $13.49 per pint. And nobody wants to pay gourmet prices for basic vanilla sadness.”…