Thank You for Putting Up With Our Indecision, Authoritarianism, and Greed

The state of Rhode Island may have stumbled onto something. Those digital signs thanking motorists for their patience as the Washington Bridge is unhurriedly repaired represent a much greater opportunity.

Place them next to the old-fashioned signs welcoming motorists to West Greenwich. “Thanks for your patience as we allowed forestland to be clear-cut to make way for solar panels while we did little to nothing to direct renewable energy development onto already-marred spaces, of which we have plenty.”

Put them along roadsides statewide. “Thanks for your patience as we further study the idea of banning nips and other single-use plastics that are polluting the environment for no good reason. Remember, it took us a decade to ban plastic retail shopping bags.”…

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