The Best (And Least Smelly) Times To Hit Dodge

Staff Writer Sophie Jones does important research for all the Barnard Baddies who value brains, gains, and their sense of smell!. Due to Barnard’s seemingly never-ending renovations of the Francine LeFrak Fitness Center, many of us gym girlies are forced to trek into the sweaty, overcrowded depths of Dodge. There’s nothing worse than getting amped up to crush your gym session and then getting hit by a sea of stinky men in drawstrings and short shorts. As a disclaimer, the focus of this piece is not to hate all men at the gym. I am simply addressing the universal frustration of repeatedly walking up, down, and across the floors searching for an empty machine or the right weights, while simultaneously having to hold your breath and exclaim “sorry!” “Excuse me!” every couple of minutes. No shade but this frustration wouldn’t exist if LeFrak were open by now…

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