On Sept. 15, the Parkie Selection Committee announced Deep Run High School as the recipient of the 2025 Parkie Award via an official press release. The Parkie, awarded by a panel of experts from a wide range of parking-related backgrounds, represents the pinnacle of parking lot artistry, functionality, and cultural significance.
“Never in Parkie history have we received an entry so deserving of the award,” the release stated. “It far exceeds even such classics as the Short Pump Town Center, the Cook Out on Pouncey Tract, and every single Trader Joe’s location.”
“We were surprised to learn that the parking lot is unpopular among Deep Run parents, students, and staff. We can’t possibly see why,” the release continued. “They should consider themselves lucky to experience this masterpiece of postmodern vehicular architecture every day.”…