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Santa Claus testing new AI powered equipment
Roseville, Calif. – The mysterious drones hovering over the dark skies of Roseville and Rocklin recently has created a great deal of consternation from local residents.
Roseville Today operates a series of sensor-equipped tinfoil hats at undisclosed locations around Placer County. A recent flurry of activity is no cause for alarm. It’s just Santa testing new sleigh and delivery equipment powered by AI. Just this past week, unusual sightings generated more questions than answers. Santa has long been rumored to have one of his secret workshop locations in Roseville.
The elusive sleigh travel trajectory is suspected of containing physics-altering quantum technology that can only be explained by some sort of Christmas magic. Santa keeps his sleigh transponders off during testing flights to prevent Internet bloggers from tracking his location. Recent radio intercepts also indicate that Santa may be planning to arrive in the Roseville and Rocklin slightly earlier on Christmas Eve. Children may need to go to sleep a little earlier than usual this Christmas Eve.