Back in December 2022, I wrote a tongue-in-cheek suggested holiday gift guide for some of your favorite Cardinals personalities, from Alex Reyes (blast from the past!) to Bill DeWitt. I probably shouldn’t include the link as some of those…haven’t aged well. Despite that, and despite an urge to instead air my grievances against the team, welcome back to the (I guess bi-annual?) suggested gift list for members of our favorite team. As always, their loved ones can thank me later.