It wouldn’t be a day of the week without an eyebrow-raising, supremely silly Florida man story. And this one takes the cake. Not quite cake, though– more of a cheeseburger crime. A former strip club employee got into an altercation at a Tampa-area gentlemen’s club, ending with a drive-by using meat, cheese, and pickles instead of bullets.
A Florida man and former strip club employee pelted another man with a cheeseburger from his car, one month after robbing a boat
A cheeseburger is seldom employed as a weapon. Ballistically speaking, the meaty sandwich makes a better meal than a projectile. But that didn’t stop one Florida man from using the quarter-pounder in his car to settle a score.
According to The Smoking Gun, 26-year-old Jordan Cotta arrived at Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club near Tampa. But the Florida man wasn’t there to patronize the place. No, he had a bone to pick with management.
Clearly, Cotta didn’t arrive at the desired result. He stomped out to his car, collected a cheeseburger, and chucked the sandwich at another Floridian. Now, you might not think that a cheeseburger would do any damage. But the victim of the beefy battering says otherwise…