There’s no better thought (besides death) than retiring.
Can you imagine?
Getting up at 10:25 a.m. just so you can get to McDonald’s for a McGriddle. Reading your paper, crossword puzzle, barking at your wife about whatever, getting an early bird lunch at Arby’s, naptime, reading some book, early bird dinner at Shoney’s (if we have those here?), home for early bird movie of the night starring Paul Newman, bed time, goose the misses, nighty night!…