Gossip grows like mold on the slippery slopes of Salt Lake City, infecting each and every corner of the state with a psychosis previously thought possible only by lead poisoning. Most of them are Gen X, though, so they probably have that too.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City just delivered yet another brilliant “bottle episode,” dedicating an entire episode to one wild event, even though none of these ladies can bottle up their feelings for even a second. They’d rather toss them in a soup-filled thermos.
It begins about as horribly as anything can, a choppy instrumental replacing the icy intro we know and love, while Whitney sings a song that can only be described as bad. Rolling Stone gives it 5 stars…