John Card (@johncarddesigns) was at a San Antonio H-E-B when he found a whole monkfish for sale in the chain’s Wild Caught case—head, teeth, gaping jaw, $5.97 a pound.
Why Was He Shocked by the H-E-B Seafood Aisle?
The clip is one brief pan around a face only deep water could love: a broad, flat head that runs straight into a cavernous, tooth-lined mouth, the whole fish bagged under an H-E-B Wild Caught sticker.
“What in the Jurassic David Crockett world are they serving at HEB?” Card writes across the screen, stacking a shocked face, screaming face, and skull emoji…