‘So accurate it’s scary’: Local comedian roasts San Antonio neighborhoods

If you think your neighborhood is the best in San Antonio, local comedian Alvin Perry probably begs to differ.

Perry recently caught the attention of locals with a TikTok series debriefing the types of people who live in different parts of the city. He covered all the bases, touching on areas of the Alamo City like City Base, The Dominion, Shavano Park, Floresville, Southtown, Dignowity Hills and more. No neighborhood was safe from being mentioned.

What did Perry have to say? First off, he called Converse “the O.G. of bougie areas,” but it’s not what it used to be, Perry said. Meanwhile, people living in Stone Oak are so proud to say they live there, “you’d expect them to be sitting in the back of a Rolls-Royce, spreading Grey Poupon on their bologna sandwich.”…

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