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Irene has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but she’s mostly just embarrassing herself. An attractive Spaniard has taken her home to his apartment, and they’re about to have sex, but she’s being an insufferable tourist — including by expressing shock that anyone can tell she’s American — and clogging his toilet with both vomit and urine.
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“Barcelona”: 7 p.m. Wednesday-Thursday, Sept. 23-24; 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, Sept. 25-26; 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 27. Through Oct. 18. $38-$114. San Jose Stage Company, 490 S. First St., San Jose. 408-283-7142. www.thestage.org…