Hello everyone! While I am currently happily in a relationship, I do consider myself a serial dater. As kids, we all dream of being a superhero. Some wish for flight, others for invisibility, super-strength or super-speed. Yet even among superheroes I am like no other, and my attraction level is off the charts. Men, women, extraterrestrials, no one can resist my incredible charm, and I can’t stay in one place for too long. But how did my story begin?
Roaming through the halls of Irvington High School, my confidence through the roof and soaring, I decided to ask out a girl. This was a monumental moment. Nothing would be able to halt my victory. Yet at the end of the conversation, I lay on the floor in utter defeat. How could something like this happen? I could never let such a humiliating defeat like this ever occur again.
So, I began my training arc. Every day, 6 sets of chin lifts, 2 minutes of thumb pulling, and constant mewing throughout the day. Then came my greatest upgrades: getting my ears at Inkies, and my hair permed at Envy U by Dina and my hair cut from Stevez Cuts. Now, I was truly unstoppable…