If there were a handbook titled “How Not to Bail Out Your Friend,” this story would be the first chapter.
According to the Bryan County Sheriff’s Office, a man showed up at the county jail last week with the noble mission of bonding out a buddy. What he brought with him: a suitcase and duffle bag that reportedly smelled like a dispensary on wheels.
Instead of discreetly leaving his “vacation luggage” at home, the man wheeled it straight through the jail lobby. Pretty soon, everyone inside was catching a whiff of the overwhelming marijuana odor. Realizing the plan was unraveling faster than a Netflix true-crime plot, he pushed the bags back outside—because, of course, moving your felony ten feet to the left totally erases the evidence…