1. Crabs Seasoned with “The Other Stuff”
In Maryland, there is Old Bay, and then there is “everything else.” If you try to steam a bushel of blue crabs using any other seasoning—especially that yellow-labeled imposter from New York—you will be asked to leave the premises. We don’t just use Old Bay; we treat it as a primary food group.
2. People Who Can’t Navigate a Roundabout
Specifically, the ones in Towson or Annapolis. Nothing spikes a Marylander’s blood pressure faster than a driver who treats a traffic circle like a four-way stop. We have places to be, and your hesitation is ruining the delicate, high-speed ecosystem of the…..