Disclaimer: The following article is a work of satire and is not intended to be taken as factual news.
In an unprecedented move, Florida’s state government has announced a groundbreaking plan to encase the entire state in a giant, transparent dome. The primary goal: to finally conquer the state’s infamous and relentless humidity.
Governor John Doe, during a press conference held in a sauna to demonstrate the urgency of the matter, stated, “We’ve had enough of our glasses fogging up the second we step outside. It’s time for a change.”
The ambitious project, dubbed “The Great Floridian Bubble,” promises to regulate temperature, block excessive moisture, and even prevent hurricanes. Critics have been quick to point out the potential greenhouse effect, but proponents argue that the controlled climate inside the dome will make air conditioning units obsolete, leading to significant energy savings.
Local resident Sandy Beaches expressed her support: “I can finally plan a hairdo without consulting the humidity index!”