But our best guy is working on it.
The weather news coming from Florida is horrific. Hurricane Milton has Florida dead in its cross hairs. This comes on the heels of Hurricane Helene. It has some people looking for answers as to why this is happening. The uninformed may think that climate change is to blame.
Sure, it seems like every month brings another record for warmest month on record. However, that’s a mere coincidence. The fact that gulf and ocean temperatures are the highest in history also has nothing to do with the intensification of hurricanes. No, those of us in the know are aware of what’s really going on.
There is indeed a weather machine and it’s being used on us. And I’m going to name names. Or name.
The guy to blame is Simone Bar Sinister
I was first made aware of Bar Sinister in 1965 when I was watching Underdog cartoons. Simon Bar Sinister was an evil scientist that wreaked havoc on mankind. One of his plots involved using a weather machine against mankind.
Apparently Bar Sinister is at it again. The world is waiting for him to make his demands so he can stop harassing Florida and the southeast part of United States. Until those demands are met, we may remain in his clutches.