After being pronounced dead in the Vietnam War, veteran John Colone escaped death, but sent himself to Hell – the one in Michigan, that is. “I was shot four times, toe tag on, and put in a body bag and sent back to the morgue. They said I was dead and put me on the pile of bodies there,” Colone said. “The second time I rolled off the pile, they decided to open the bag. A young medic took a ballpoint pen and stabbed me in the foot. I jumped.”