The pyramids, which appear to be several millennia old, were found nestled between traditional Southern-style barns and tobacco fields, creating a comical contrast between the ancient and the modern. Local farmers, initially mistaking the pyramids for avant-garde barns, were reportedly scratching their heads in confusion at the sight of these monumental structures.
“I was just out tending to the cows when I saw these big triangle buildings pop up over yonder,” said Jeb, a local farmer. “First, I thought maybe it was one of them newfangled art installations, but then I remembered I wasn’t in Asheville.”
The discovery has prompted a flurry of theories about how these iconic Egyptian structures found their way to the American South. Some locals humorously speculate that it was the work of alien visitors with a poor sense of direction. Others believe it could be an elaborate prank by a wealthy eccentric with too much time and money on their hands.
Archaeologists, while intrigued, remain cautiously skeptical. “It’s highly unusual, but we’re keeping an open mind. Our current theory involves a mix of continental drift, a glitch in the space-time continuum, and possibly a large-scale practical joke,” said Dr. Sarah Stone, lead archaeologist at the site.