Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire and is not based on real events.
In a stunning move that has baffled herpetologists and thrilled leather goods enthusiasts, the South Carolina legislature has reportedly passed a law requiring every household to adopt at least one alligator. This unprecedented move, dubbed the “Companion Crocodilian Act”, aims to foster a unique bond between residents and the state’s native reptilian fauna.
Officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they couldn’t keep a straight face, explained that the act was designed to boost local wildlife appreciation and stimulate the economy through a new pet care industry. “Think of the jobs this will create – alligator walkers, toothbrush manufacturers, and specialized vets. The possibilities are endless,” one insider chuckled.
Under the new law, every South Carolinian household will receive a government-issued alligator, ranging from a sprightly two-footer for single residents to a formidable six-footer for larger families. Special training courses will be offered on how to walk your alligator, the best sunning spots, and the dos and don’ts of feeding time.