Rangers Should Stop Making Patsies Look Like Aces

1. Patsies such as Yesterday Monday’s visitors – the never-make-the-playoffs – Detroit Red Wings should be knocked off by the Rangers as easily as the Penguins (6-0) were last week in Pittsburgh.

2. But that theory went gonzo at the Garden on Saturday night as 18,006 former believers in Igor Shesterkin thought they were suffering from collective astigmatism.

3. Not only did Mister Moneybags allow six goals but he was beaten by a net-nobody named Conor Ingram who made 29 saves to a paltry 20 for the chutzpah king who is demanding to be the highest-paid goalie in history.

4. A few Ranger expatriates will be at The G for Monday. Netminder Cam Talbot is Detroit’s starter while Patrick Kane and Val Tarasenko are up front.

5. Does anyone remember that the Kane-Tara – “wonderful” trade deadline moves – were supposed to bring Stanley back to Broadway? (They sure didn’t!)

6. During training camp The Maven predicted that one Ranger who’d have a step-up season would be my favorite, Will Cuylle. I still feel that way.

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