New York—where everything is either too fast, too loud, too expensive, or just right, depending on your mood and borough. If you’ve ever defended a $1 slice like it was gourmet cuisine, rolled your eyes at tourists while also giving them directions, or proudly repped your upstate hometown like it’s its own country, you’re officially Empire State strong. If these 11 things seem totally normal, congrats—you’re New York, baby. Fuggedaboutit.
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You Think a Commute Under an Hour Is Basically a Gift From the Universe
Train showed up on time and had a seat? That’s a good day right there.
You’ve Mastered the Art of Speed-Walking Like It’s an Olympic Sport
Bonus points if you can do it with a coffee in one hand and a bagel in the other.
You’ve Argued Whether “Upstate” Starts at Yonkers or Albany
The real answer depends on where you live, obviously.
You’ve Paid $20 for a Sandwich and Genuinely Thought, “That’s Not Bad”
It’s about the vibe… and the pickles.
You’ve Given Tourists Directions While Pretending You Were Annoyed
You acted inconvenienced, but deep down? You felt kinda heroic.
You Know the Difference Between a Bodega, a Deli, and a Fancy Market
And the bodega cat is your emotional support animal.
You’ve Defended New York Tap Water Like It’s Imported From Heaven
Best bagels, best pizza—coincidence? Absolutely not.
You’ve Casually Ignored a Celebrity in Public Because You’re Not a Tourist
You saw them. You just didn’t care.
You’ve Yelled At Someone and Then Immediately Held the Door Open for Them
Because that’s the New York love language: tough, loud, and weirdly polite.
You’ve Experienced Weather That Includes Snow, Humidity, and Wind So Strong It Ruins Your Coffee…