The Washington State Fair opens today, and I’m about to share some potentially divisive Puyallup Fair hot takes that might get me banned from the scone line.
First things first: It will always be the Puyallup Fair to me, so kudos to fair leaders for bringing back the “Do The Puyallup” theme song.
Fair food: What’s worth your money (and stomach)
The Winners: Scones and Dole Whip are the only sweet foods worth the 20-minute wait.
The Losers: Funnel cakes are just elephant ears having an identity crisis, and deep-fried Twinkies are what happens when America stops trying. If you’re getting a burger at the fair, you’re the person who orders vanilla at Cold Stone…