If you thought the most stressful part of your morning at the gate was the $17 ham sandwich or the guy playing TikToks at full volume, think again. According to the internet’s favorite airport, your choice of cotton-poly blend might finally be a federal offense.
Tampa International Airport did not actually ban pajamas, but for a few chaotic hours this week, it certainly sounded like they did.
On February 26, the airport posted a message on X declaring it was time to “take on an even larger crisis”—people wearing pajamas at the airport “in the middle of the day.” The post claimed Tampa had already become the “world’s first Crocs-free airport” and was now aiming to eliminate sleepwear too…